Retail Therapy for Pep Rallies

I Prescribe: Shower Shock Shower Gel

For: All Nighters, Impatience, Skipping Breakfast, Pep Rallies

Prescriber’s Notes: Trying to cut your morning routine in half? Get showered and caffeinated without having to brew any beverages or pop any can tops. This shower gel delivers caffeine without any need for imbibing. Also it makes you clean.