Retail Therapy for Posessed Parents

I Prescribe: Halo Pillow

For: Posessed Parents, Demonic offspring looking to fake out exorcists.

Prescriber’s Notes: Your little angel is SO PRECIOUS. She must have dropped from a cloud. She can do no wrong. This glow in the dark case is just a manifestation of her awesomeness. Then again, it’s a good idea to sleep one of these into your demonic teen’s room. Just for the ha ha hell of it.  And just in case anyone things it might be an idea to sprinkle him with holy water.

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