I Prescribe: Pix Wraps Custom Flip Flops

For: Doormats, Dweebs, Divorcees and anyone else that’s sick of getting walked all over.

Prescriber’s Notes: Sure you love your family, but sometimes they run roughshod all of over you and you just want to kick their ass. How about that ex?  Wouldn’t it feel nice to plant a heel in his/her face? These shoes might not have been intended for this purpose, but that’s never stopped us before! Go ahead, walk all over THEM.

I Prescribe: Chalk Trail

For: Lost souls, little artists and anyone who can relate to Hansel & Gretl

Prescriber’s Notes: Do you know where you’re going to? More importantly, do you think you can find your way home? Bread crumbs are so last year. Make a mark on the world and do it colorfully. This product is not only a little genius, it’s also a lot of FUN.

For: Rough edges, bumps, scrapes, the need to be calmed

Prescriber’s Notes: You don’t have to be a baby to enjoy a little balm. Life is full of roughness. This magical formula smooths your woes away and leaves no greasy feeling behind. The mild whiff of soothing lavender is just enough to bolster your spirits. I deem this one purse worthy – the cure for everything from a hangnail to a stress headache.

Alexander McQueen Crystal Britannia Skull Box Clutch

I Prescribe: Anything From Harrod’s Or Fortnum & Mason

For: All of us who can’t attend the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee this weekend

Prescriber’s Notes: So, this is a little bit of a self-prescription really. The Queen celebrates 60 years in the monarchy this year. She is the queen of 16 sovereign states, 12 of which were British colonies or Dominions at the start of her reign.

Queen Victoria has been the only other Queen who has ever celebrated the Diamond Jubliee, so this is quite the event! As you can see I clearly have a bit of an obsession with the Royal Family. Could be due to the fact that I am part British, or because I live in Canada, either way I know that there are others just like me, who are wishing they were in London right now!

Retail Therapy to the rescue (as always)! My two favourite shops in London – Harrods and Fortnum & Mason have some beautiful gifts and souvenirs to mark the event. I’ve gone with a tea theme, because really, how can you NOT. If you aren’t into tea, you are always welcome to pick up that cute little Alexander McQueen clutch pictured above, or send one my way…

1. Jubilee Tea Towel
2. Emma Bridgewater Diamond Jubilee 1/2 Pint Mug
3. Diamond Jubilee Teapot
4. Jan Constanine Black Velvet Tea Cosy
5. Jubilee Tea

I Prescribe: Good Luck Minimergency® Kit

For: Forgetful, unlucky and superstitious travelers

Prescriber’s Notes: Luggage is lost, mistakes happen and misfortune finds you in the midst of it all, which is why you need a luck and a back-up plan. Ms. & Mrs. have got you covered with their  Minimergency Kits from the Good Luck Series.

Not does each box come complete with a good-luck charm, it comes loaded with 16 essentials: Hairspray, Clear Nail Polish, Nail Polish Remover, Emery Board, Lip Balm, Earring Backs, Clear Elastics, Sewing Kit, Double-Sided Tape, Stain Remover, Deodorant Towelette, Pain Reliever, Tampon, Breath Freshener, Dental Floss, Adhesive Bandages.

Keep one in your purse, one in your car and one in your carry-on (just in case!).

I Prescribe: Crosley Spinnerette USB Turntable

For: People who don’t like change, old fashioned thinkers or those with a technology allergy

Prescriber’s Notes: Love your records and just can’t. let. go? We are living in a digital world, which can be a good and a bad thing depending on where, when and how you look at it. Vinyl records have been replaced with CDs and MP3 files and are left to gather dust in storage rooms, unless you are lucky enough to have one of these.

Designed with mid-century style, the Crosley Portable USB Turntable allows you to live in both worlds. The three-speed turntable comes with a powerful built-in speaker, adjustable tone dial and audio outlet that lets you hook up your iPhone, iPod or MP3 player to the speaker.

The best part of this Turntable is that it creates digital files from your precious 33 1/3, 45 and 78 rpm records. All you have to do is plug in the USB cable, play your record and voila! Digital files are made and transferred on your computer.

It even folds up to resemble a briefcase, making it extra portable!

I Prescribe: Liquid Money

For: Those looking for a boost of confidence

Prescriber’s Notes: There was a study recently that showed “a significant increase in worker productivity when the smell of money was pumped through vents into factories.” Of course, Microsoft’s VP got to work after hearing this and created two cash-scented fragrances for men and women. He claims the scent of cash can actually motivate one to succeed at work.

The perfumes come packed in real shredded money.

I Prescribe: Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking

For: The “Want-to-be” Bakers

Prescriber’s Notes: Bread machines are great for those who lack in the baking department and produce fool-proof bread (most of the time). Those handy inventions will not however, satisfy cravings for delicious artisan-style breads, crusty baguettes and buttery pastries, which of course, is where this book comes in.

With only 5 minutes of active prep time (and no kneading) you will be able to create those very loaves you deemed ‘impossible’.

I Prescribe: Knock Knock’s Apology Memo Pad

For: Irrational behavior, PMS and spats with spouses.

Prescriber’s Notes: We’ve all been there and said things we shouldn’t. The eye rolls, the sarcasm, the snappy remarks. And sometimes? You don’t even know why. Fill in a form, check off your infraction whether it be behavior, words, action or inaction and then choose from a list of reasons for your behavior.

Our recommendation is that you clearly check off the I WILL NOT do it again box as opposed to the I WILL or side effects could prove to be dissatisfactory.

I Prescribe: Resin Pill Bangle

For: Dealing with deadlines, deadbeats, drunks and mother in laws. In other words – headaches

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s probably a specific pill for that, but why press your luck? You need relief and you need it now. Pop em all. All on your wrist. Fashion win!