I Prescribe: Sketcher’s Shape Up

For: Better Bottom Lines, Uplifting Arses, Wiggly Jiggly Bums

Prescriber’s Notes: That’s how we roll, heel to toe, squishing along like we’re walking in sand. Why? Because they are comfy. And we hate the gym. Why spend hours doing squats when you can get results just by walking around.

I Prescribe: Elf Dog Costume

For: Pets in need of a holiday pick me up, Conversation starting at the park, Parties

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s a million reasons to buy this costume for your dog.  Starting with,  unlike your kids, your pets don’t ever need therapy for the silly ways you dress them. If you’re into pet pageantry, or simply want to get a jump start on next yr’s Halloween Costume for you AND your pet,  check out the awesome sale at Costume Craze this week. Up to 90% off!

I Prescribe: Eagles Nest Lounge Chair

For: Hikers with hang ups or hangovers, Swingers, Anyone who lives to lounge!

Prescriber’s Notes: Don’t let others dictate where you get to relax. Wherever there’s a load bearing branch or rafter, there’s a lounge chair with your name on it. Makes a great holiday gift for campers and soccer moms!

I Prescribe: Double Rainbow Tee

For: Internet Addicts, Stoners, YouTube afficianados

Prescriber’s Notes: Is there anyone who has not seen the Double Rainbow video at this point? The magic that is this special video has touched millions. Now you can share the magic of the Double Rainbow and ponder the meaning with your less connected friends. Great hip sister gift for the holidays!

I Prescribe: King Rising video

For: Skeptics, Those in need of a little levity, Guys who use magic to get chicks

Prescriber’s Notes: Ok I’m dying to know now. If someone gets this video will you tell me if you learned how to do the trick. Better yet will you come over and scare the living daylights out of my kids and husband with your ability to levitate? $20 seems like not a lot of money to spend for the ability to blow people’s minds!

I Prescribe: Magic Beans Toy Store
For: Childless aunts and uncles, perplexed parents, Uninspired shoppers everywhere
Prescriber’s Notes: Magic Beans is the kind of store that brings back the fun. Offerring a perfectly curated collection of goods for the kids (and new parents) in your life. You’ll find tons of ideas and suggestions in this wonderful online shop. Boston area shoppers head to the store with your Halloween candy this week and trade the sugar for a coupon that saves 20% off one toy that day.

I Prescribe: Furry Purse by Melie Bianco

For: Snuggling, Hugging, A Sense of Security

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s something reassuring about your big bag that carries all your essential stuff in it. You’re prepared!  There’s also something so comforting about a fuzzy stuffie that you can hug and snuggle and nap with on a trying day. Now you can have both, in one. Never has a handbag made you feel better. I have to admit, it’s kind of cute as well. My daughter would love this. I might have to borrow it as well. Give us a cuddle?

I Prescribe: Inflatable Turkey

For: Overachievers, Lazy Perfectionists, Vegans

Prescriber’s Notes: Does your holiday table always have to be PERFECT? Does your spouse demand that your holiday table be PERFECT? Are you sick and tired of the effort involved? No worries. Just inflate this turkey and pop on a plate prior to the “my house is more holiday-y than yours” photo shoot. Even if you’re not into one upsmanship you might just need a big bird to drop kick during the annual holiday beach bash. The many uses for this gag gift make it hot stuff this holiday.

I Prescribe: Lobotome Stay Sane List Pads

For: Holiday (and year round) mental list saturation.

Prescriber’s Notes: When you just cannot store any more info in your head, and feel like you’re about to go brain dead, it’s time to commit it to paper. Lobotome makes lists fun again with this set and additional witty pads themed for Moms, Vampires and tech addicts, available on their site.

I Prescribe: Jolly Elf Legwarmers

For: Curing Scroogey Mc Scroogerson moments,  getting grinchy grannies to grin and charming anybody who refusing to coo at your darling elf

Prescriber’s Notes: Just in time for the holidays! I’m not even of the Christmas celebrating persuasion and I am in love with these Elfin legwarmers from Baby Legs. Take advantage of the chance to save 10% on your order when you sign up for their newsletter.