I Prescribe: Giant Coffee Cup

For: Coffee junkies, confining small children, photography props

Prescriber’s Notes: I don’t know about you, but I take my coffee with one Splenda and one preschooler.  If you’re like me, you’ll need a cup that will hold a toddler or two.  Here it be.

I prescribe: The Squeeze by Dizzle Pop

For: Teacher Gifts, Coffeeholics, Accessorizers

Prescriber’s Comments: Once you have The Squeeze (or two or three–make sure to have enough to match all your outfits), you’ll never want to be without a coffee. Keep your hands cool and your drink hot while looking good and helping the earth (reduce, reuse, recycle.)

I Prescribe: The Clever Clip

For: Bad Hair Days, Good Hair Days

Prescriber’s Notes: Cure bed-head, frizziness and updo-nodo mania with a Clever Clip. WARNING: Its so easy to just clip hair up, addictions may form. Best treated by returning to Popshopology.

I Prescribe: Throwboy Icon Pillows

For: Insomnia, MacEnvy, iAddiction

Prescriber’s Notes: Place between head and desk for maximum effect when using a PC. Not just ‘another place to lay your head’. Provides cushion for the blow.

Spend all your time in the car? Feeling frazzled? Dreading the Monday Morning Commute? Here’s some retail therapy for you AND your ride.

For: Disorganization, Clutter related stress, Bickering. Sort it all out with an organizer from Tuffo that keeps everyone’s stuff (and the kids) from touching.

For: Feeling out of the loop, Disconnected, Email Dependency. Try Autonet, mobile wifi for your car and you’ll be able to get online, get your mail and more, without slowing down or going back to the office.

For: Interruptions, Lack of Respect, Control Freaks. Say it, don’t coffee spray it! Let them know who’s in charge with this parental authority coffee mug. The only stops will be at  Starbucks. For you to refill!

For: Narcissism, Territorialism, Kitsch Addiction. What dashboard would be complete without a Bobblehead Figure? But don’t just settle for any old bobblehead. Get yourself a completely custom personalized bobblehead. Everywhere you go, there you are! Uh huh. I see you agree.

For: Grumpiness, Grouchiness, Bad Luckiness, Fastidiousness. Put the brakes on that run of bad luck you’ve been having. You’re in the driver’s seat and you’re not afraid anymore. You’re prepared. You’ve got the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. Let em rip!

I prescribe: Chico Cozies

For: Eco Guilt, Hand Scalding, Beverage Ruts

Prescriber’s Notes: Every day it’s the same old same old. You get your preferred drink, extra hot. And in order to avoid third degree burns when you get your fix, you double cup and cuff it. Oh the shameful waste. Tree killer! Ditch the extra cups and cuff and protect your paws when you dress up your drink with this clever cozy.

I Prescribe: Addiction Tees

For: Addiction, Acceptance, Owning it, Company loves Misery

Prescriber’s Notes: It can be hard finding your people when your mainstream addictions are not so out in the open. There are no AA meetings for Facebook and Google Addicts are there? Own your addiction and wear it with pride. You will be sure to make friends and influence others to come out of the closet proudly wearing their monkeys on their backs as well.

I Prescribe: Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

For: Political Incorrectness, Peer Pressure, Being the Butt of Jokes

Prescriber’s Notes: Smoking is politically incorrect and some might say offensive but nothing says you could give a damn about that like a donkey that shoots your smokes out its butt. So simple a child could operate it. Which is perfect. Let ‘em play with the donkey while you have your smoke. Also makes an excellent crayon dispenser, should you manage to quit your nasty cancer causing habit. “Time to color kids, can you get me the cornflower blue crayon from your ass?”

I Prescribe: Shainsware Cuff Bracelets

For: Facebook, Twitter, Friendfeed, My Space, IM (etc) addiction, Wifi dependence

Prescriber’s Notes: Stuck in the boonies? No cell service? Update your status the Low Tech way with Shainsware. Motto is “Say it, Wear it, Mean it”. Don’t worry, you can still text it too. If you can get a signal.