I prescribe: Cherrybrook Kitchen Peanut-Free, Dairy-Free, Egg-Free, and Nut-Free Cake Mixes

For: Busy moms and dads, lazy Sunday baking sessions, the allergy kid

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s inevitable…your child’s birthday is coming up and you need to bake 28 cupcakes for the class – by tomorrow. Problem is, Johnny is allergic to nuts, Sarah is allergic to eggs, and we think another kid has a dairy issue. These cake mixes and baked treats are super-fast to prep and safe (the manufacturing facility is completely free of all nuts). Check out their gluten-free items and frostings as well.

I Prescribe: Jumpin’ Jammerz adult footed pajamas

For: Work Anxiety, Cold Feet, Mid Life Crisis

Prescriber’s Notes: Aw ya big baby you! What next? You’re gonna want a bottle too? Someone to feed you with a spoon? What’s that you say? These are seriously  that comfortable? Like even more comfortable than a Snuggie? And they come with the old fashioned drop drawer backsides so you don’t have to freeze your tuchas off when you go to the bathroom at 3 am? For reals?  Ok fine. Maybe you have a point. I’m ready to commit. Can we be matching?

I Prescribe: Slimwear Body Cream by Soap & Glory

For: Pre-Caribbean Vacation Jitters, Wall Floweritis, Swimsuit Season Anxiety

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s okay if you don’t want to stand out in a crowd, especially if you feel like your cottage cheesy thighs are what is drawing the unwanted attention. Sometimes you just need a little back-up. With Slimwear, stand a little taller – and a little firmer.

I Prescribe: Luna Lullaby Swaddling Blankets

For: New Parent Insecurity, Nervousness, Fear you’ll Screw Up

Prescriber’s Notes: Is there anything sweeter than a sleeping baby? Why, yes. A sleeping baby swaddled in a nice soft fluffy muslin blanket. All safe and snuggly. You done good. So far…

I Prescribe: Scotch Transparent Duct Tape

For: Anxiety, Self Neglect

Prescriber’s Notes: When was the last time you had time for yourself? I mean, really for yourself. No kids, no spouse. It’s no wonder. What with the world falling apart all around you. You wish you had the time and energy to put it all back together. But regular duct tape is so unsightly. Not so with this stuff. Suddenly you’re McGuyver with a manicure.