I Prescribe: OMFG Tote

For: Bad Days, Poison Pen letters, Bad Press

Prescriber’s Notes: Can’t touch that with a ten foot pole? Put that nasty little missive in a safe place and send it on it’s way.

I Prescribe: Pilo Pilo Ring

For: Insomnia, Bad News, Workaholics, School of Hard Knocks Graduates

Prescriber’s Notes: We all could use a little coddling. Now you can self-soothe anywhere you go. Just lay your head down on your very own pillow/ring. It’s a DIY comfort kit. Just make sure you don’t wear it on your thumb sucking hand!

I Prescribe: Newspaper Brick Maker

For: Bad Reviews, Pyromania, Revenge

Prescriber’s Notes: Sick of reading about everyone else’s successes? Ex getting married? Stock Market got you down (again)? Burn baby burn! It’s not necessarily good for the environment but it’s better than throwing the news away. And it’s sort of satisfying too. Bring on the bad news!