For: Memorable Memos, Making your point in the boredroom, Office Politics

Prescriber’s Notes: Give new meaning to the term “stuffing their inbox”. Taking notes at PTA meetings has never been this fun!

I Prescribe: Cat Playhouse

For: Cat boredom, extreme human boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Snoopy’s not the only pet who moonlights as a WW2 flying ace.  If you have two cats, buy two planes so that they can play “dogfight” and you can snap ridiculous pics of your long-suffering kitties.

I Prescribe: DIY Crocheted Tampon Instructions

For: Penitence, Eco Guilt, Boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Remember those pink plastic tampon applicators you used in jr high? The kind that wash up on beaches and skeeve out masses of people. The kind that will never ever biodegrade? Yeah you. So glad you were not uncomfortable. Now the earth is. Kiss your social life goodbye and start crocheting mama!

I Prescribe: Kimchi Blue Rosebud Dress

For: Introversion, closet-boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Have an event? A fun, frilly night out? Need to spice up a boring closet? Announce yourself in a flirty little sundress and enjoy all the excitement that comes with it.

I Prescribe: Henna Body Art Kit & Book

For: Boredom, Boudoir Antics, Butterflies in the tummy

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s nothing like a good ritual to put you in the mood for… anything. Turn the festivities up a notch, truly mark a special occasion or temporarily tattoo your lover’s name across your ass.

I Prescribe: Dino Sandwich Maker

For: Frustration, Impatience, Boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Feel like wringing your picky eater’s neck? Sick to death of cutting off crusts and coming up with sandwiches that they won’t turn their little noses up and declare yucky? What’s a mom to do? Use this handy sandwich cutter that makes a sandwich crustless and cuter in one fell swoop. At least they will play with their sandwich, even if they do not eat it.

I Prescribe: U Star Novels

For: Narcissicm, Low Libido, Spicing things up

Prescriber’s Notes: Would you rather curl up with a book than with your lover lately? Now you can do both. Read this together and keep bedtime boredom at bay.

I Prescribe: 19 Moons Vintage Watch Ring

For: Boring-ness, Blackberry Addiction, Slumps

Prescriber’s Notes: Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. It looks like a time travel device and thus perhaps it can transport you, back to a time when you were a cooler you. Where you did stuff and made stuff and did not walk around talking to air with a bluetooth thingamajob in your ear. Noone thinks the thingamabob is sexy, bro. The ring otoh? Mojo-a-go-go.

I Prescribe: Mirrored Photo Frames

For: Narcissism, Conceit, Boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: You know how boring it is to go to peoples houses (like your Grandma’s) and look at all those pictures of people who are … well… not YOU? No more having to feign interest in babies you cannot identify. No more pretending you see a resemblance to your Great Aunt Gertrude. Just give them a set of these photo frames and every picture, even the ones of the family dog,  will be sure to display your favorite subject.

I Prescribe: Emotionally Activated Lipgloss from TooFaced

For: Mood Swings, Ambivalence, Boredom

Prescriber’sNote: If it’s Monday and my lips are hot pink… stand back. But if it’s Friday and they are raspberry, it’s all good. Wouldn’t it be great if you had one lipgloss to match your every mood? Wish granted. Put your mood ring where your mouth is.Also perfect for people who like to kiss and tell.