I Prescribe: LeWhif Inhalable Chocolate

For: Midnight Cravings, Lactose Intolerence, The One That Got Away

Prescriber’s Notes: Ok, to me, all chocolate is inhalable but this seems to be a more calorie deficient form of chocolate…like, zero.  Each helping allows for up to three puffs of chocolate-tasting goodness and is available in mint chocolate, raspberry chocolate, mango chocolate, and plain chocolate.  Go go ahead, INHALE, we won’t tell anyone.

I Prescribe: Cadbury Clucking Bunny

For: Mutant lovers, Chocoholics, Easter Bunnies

Prescriber’s Notes: If I could give birth to something this week, it would be a Cadbury Egg. Probably cause I’ve eaten my weight in them. But, if you have the will power to eat just one, get it directly from the clucking bunny himself. His Cadbury Eggs are the freshest.

I Prescribe: Marital Bliss Bars from Bloomsbury Chocolate

For: Score settling, Possessiveness, Random acts of Kindness that dangerously coincide with random moods of PMS

Prescriber’s Notes: All is fair in love and Chocolate. Let’s be honest with ourselves. We did not really buy this bar to share with our spouses did we? Unless we are the dude in the doghouse. In which case you gotta go out, buy this bar and then announce that you don’t even deserve your skewed 50%. It’s all for her. That’s fanning the flames of true marital bliss. 

I Prescribe: Mrs. Prindable’s Double Chocolate Peanut Butter Almond Caramel Apple

For: Nutritional Guilt, Rationalizing, Selfishness, Splurging

Prescriber’s Notes: Heck yea I’m eating this whole thing by myself- what of it? It’s ONLY ONE APPLE so why shouldn’t I? Fiber, vitamin C, plus protein from the peanut butter and almonds….yep, it’s health food. No need to share it. Get your own.

I Prescribe: Chocolate Voodoo Doll

For: Exacting revenge and satisfying your sweet tooth

Prescriber’s Notes: Dealing with a difficult ex? Bite his head off without having to be anywhere near him. And eat it cause it’s yummy chocolate. If that’s not enough to make you all better, jab some pins in it too. Don’t forget to take the pins out before you eat the rest of the voodoo doll- but leave them in if you are letting your ex take a bite.