I Prescribe: Plan City Green Dollhouse

For: Eco-Guilt, Green-Envy, Modern Love

Prescriber’s Notes: You don’t live in a completely green home, but you can dream, can’t you? This puppy comes with wind turbine, solar cell panel, and even tiny recycling bins. There is also a furnished version, but you were going to knit your own furniture, right? Or at least make them out of your recycled hemp dishcloths?

I Prescribe: Soapsicles

For: Clutter, Dirt, Cranky Hour

Prescriber’s Notes: The mess is piling up. It’s cranky hour. Yours? Theirs? Whatever. What we all need is a refreshing dose of consumable cute. Sure to clean up that bad mood and leave you squeaky clean without contributing to your washload.

I Prescribe: Villa Sibi Modernist Doll House

For: Voyeurism, Envy, All the Garbage

Prescriber’s Notes: Feel a lack of control over your environment lately? Love looking into post modern clutter free dreamhomes but lack the cash to purchase one? Make Believe. Do not let the kids lay one finger on this.

I Prescribe: Ovetto Recycling Bin

For: Good Intentions, Penitence, Clutter-phobia

Prescriber’s Notes: The thing about recycling is that the accoutrements are so… ugly. Not everyone lives in a yurt with a composter by the back door. Big blah bins and bags all over your house are so yesterday. Now you can reduce your carbon footprint and your recycling bin footprint with this all in one sorter. Bonus points: If you have kids they will think this objet is related to Eva from the film WallE.