I Prescribe: Kidrobot Munny

For: Inner Children, Demons, Dreams, Ennui

Prescriber’s Notes: Sometimes a blank canvas is not a great starting point. First of all it’s flat and uncute. Right there you know that Munny is superior to a canvas. Canvases also do not have a magical element of surprise as these Munnys do. The characters come with a toy. Which one? Well you never know till you buy one and open it up. Maybe it’s supposed to be a clue as to who your Munny really is. Give your creativity a real kick in the pants when you review the  Munny gallery

I Prescribe: Zipper Necklace

For: Getting your act together, rebellion, punk nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: You make cool look easy, you know that? It’s a little unfair really, since this may be your greatest success. But work it, with the ease of working a zipper. Everyone will copy you and by then you will have moved on. Who knows what you’ll wear next. Send the zipper necklace here when you’re done with it?

I Prescribe: Green Monster Hoodie

For: Responsibility Overload, Avoiding the Dishes, The Fun Dad

Prescriber’s Notes: You’re that Dad chasing your own and everyone else’s kids around the park. You were probably a camp counselor too. You used to be cool, but now you have embraced kiddie cool and can talk Yo Gabba Gabba and Kidrobot with the other retrocoolalternadads at the park on Saturdays. Just don’t wear this to work by accident. By the way? When you get home from your play date your wife is going to have a cow about the mess you left in the kitchen.