I Prescribe: Milk and Bread Tag Necklace

For: Dating yourself, Keeping it Together, Staying Fresh

Prescriber’s Notes: These necklaces are way cooler than dog tags. Mark a special date, phrase or name on yours and wear it close.

I Prescribe: Philosophy Falling in Love Perfume Oil

For: Dating Pool Re-Entry, Jadedness, Feeling Old

Prescriber’s Notes: This happily romantic perfume is a smash hit with everyone. Subtle and uncloying, it has undertones of cotton candy sure to spark the fire of hope even in the hardened hearts of relationship cynics. Remember first love? Possibilities? The feeling that any thing could happen? Perfect gift for a Divorcee’s first Date night, after the ink has dried or for when you cannot remember the last time you both dressed up. In that event, lose the clothes, just wear the perfume.