I prescribe: The Drugstore Shopping Bag from Mixed Bag Designs

For: Embarrassment, Self Consciousness, Fear of Public Humiliation

Prescriber’s Notes: Perhaps your self-improvement plans for the New Year involve a quick little trippy-poo to the 24hr pharmacy? Those CVS bags are so thin aren’t they? So sheer. And you’re an environmentalist right? The last thing you want to do is pollute this planet even more in the New Year, with all your conspicuous consumption. Buy these to save yourself a whole heap of shame, and look good in the process.