I Prescribe: Plan City Green Dollhouse

For: Eco-Guilt, Green-Envy, Modern Love

Prescriber’s Notes: You don’t live in a completely green home, but you can dream, can’t you? This puppy comes with wind turbine, solar cell panel, and even tiny recycling bins. There is also a furnished version, but you were going to knit your own furniture, right? Or at least make them out of your recycled hemp dishcloths?

I Prescribe: Canon 50mm f/2.5 Compact Macro Autofocus Lens

For: Bokeh (background blur) envy, DIY tendencies, Artistic pretensions

Prescriber’s Notes: Do you cringe at the price of portrait prints?  Feel artistically unfulfilled? Are you secretly suspecting that you could take some really great pictures too, if only you had the right equipment? You may be right.  Rumor has it this lens is half the battle. Get the goods and have at it!  If you charge the neighbors to take pictures of their kids, you’ll pay for this puppy in no time.

I Prescribe: Villa Sibi Modernist Doll House

For: Voyeurism, Envy, All the Garbage

Prescriber’s Notes: Feel a lack of control over your environment lately? Love looking into post modern clutter free dreamhomes but lack the cash to purchase one? Make Believe. Do not let the kids lay one finger on this.

I Prescribe: Languiole Champagne Saber

For: Sour Grapes, Envy, One Upsmanship

Prescriber’s Notes: Your BFF just got nominated for an Academy Award, and their book rose to the top ten on the Best Seller List, and also they just bought a yacht to celebrate turning 30. What you want to do? Smash that bottle of Champagne over their big fat head! What you do? Saber it instead. All eyes on you and your cool party trick plus you get to decapitate something without serving hard time. Cheers! Video instructions here.

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