I Prescribe: Shainsware Cuff Bracelets

For: Facebook, Twitter, Friendfeed, My Space, IM (etc) addiction, Wifi dependence

Prescriber’s Notes: Stuck in the boonies? No cell service? Update your status the Low Tech way with Shainsware. Motto is “Say it, Wear it, Mean it”. Don’t worry, you can still text it too. If you can get a signal.