Retail Therapy & Shopping Cure for Feeling Fat, Getting Dumped & Bad Hair Days » Fear of Zombies http://popshopology.com Retail Therapy, Shopping prescriptions for all of life's problems! Wed, 23 May 2012 02:15:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Retail Therapy for Ghoul Repelling http://popshopology.com/blog/2009/10/20/retail-therapy-for-ghoul-repelling/ http://popshopology.com/blog/2009/10/20/retail-therapy-for-ghoul-repelling/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:25:56 +0000 Dawn http://www.popshopology.com/?p=3029 creepydoll

I Prescribe: CreepyDolls

For: protecting oneself from zombies

Prescribers Notes: Keep yourself safe from vampires and zombies when you sleep next to a CreepyDoll.  When ghouls gaze upon you, resting peacefully, vulnerable to attack, they will back off when they spot CreepyDoll, because it appears that she is already sucking your blood!  Worried that CreepyDoll will come to life and feast on your brains?  Don’t fret: CreepyDoll will never eat your brains, even if they do smell sooo delicious.

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