I Prescribe: Alson’s Standard Shower Head with Off Button

For: Inferiority Complexes, Eco-Frustration, Gadget Backlash

Prescribers Notes: Remember the old gym showers of yesteryore? The ones that blasted the dirt off your bod like a firehose, just barely leaving your flesh intact? Water Conservation? Pffft. Cut to the present and your hightech sunflower head barely has the power to get the organic conditioner out of your hair. Well.. this totally cheap lo tech showerhead is apparently the answer. It brings back the power, without adding to your waterbill. How? Don’t know. It’s like the show “Life on Mars”. A mystery. A throwback.