I prescribe: The Twinkling Tees Pass The BonBons Tee

For: Frumpiness control, showing off, confessing sins

Prescriber’s Notes: You eat bonbons all day, watching your stories while your kids play in the street.  Everyone knows that moms have it so easy!  Just admit it to the world in sparkly rhinestones.  You’ll feel better after you get that confession off- or rather on- your chest.

I Prescribe: Sephora by OPI

For: Commitment issues, Disappointment, Frump

Prescriber’s Notes: Feeling flaked out on when your common drug store polish bails as soon as you wash a dish? “Pick up” some exclusive to Sephora OPI hues like “Sample Sale” (LOVE that name!) , “Skinny Jeans”, and “It’s Somewhere In My Purse”. Get with a polish that will stick with your nails through the tough times (like scrubbing toilets!) and will always wow you with it’s hot looks.

I Prescribe: Baby Kaed Sheri Silver Diaper Bag

For: Fighting Frump, Disorganization, Sleep Deprivation

Prescriber’s Notes: Even though you want nothing more than to pass out and take a nap, you don’t have to look like you’re spent. Get it all together and get it organized with a flash bag that oozes glam from every leather pore. Big sunglasses, Juicy tracksuit, you are not an exhausted new mom. You’re a glam starlet, gone incognito. You go, girlymama!

I Prescribe: Carolyn’s Kitchen Apron

For: Sauciness, Mischeif, Takeout Overdose

Prescriber’s Notes: Perhaps the kitchen is not your natural habitat. You’re neither desperate nor a Housewife. But it’s a role you’d like to play. On occasion. Get into character in these kitschy, sexy aprons. If they’re good enough for the Girls Next Door…