I Prescribe: Schwinn Cruiser

For: Malaise, Ennui, Grumpiness

Prescriber’s Notes: The wind in your hair, the tinkle of a bike bell, a card in your spokes. Take this bike out for a spin as is or dress it up in streamers and a cute basket. No matter how grumpy you are, you’re sure to crack a grin as you roll off into the sunset. Don’t have the cash for a new bike just now? Dream big. Sign up for Today’s Mama and enter their Schwinn giveaway and you could win FOUR bikes, for the whole familia.

I Prescribe: Barnslig Cushion

For: Argumentativeness, Cold Feet, Conundrums

Prescriber’s Notes: Is this a pillow? Or a pair of slippers? Does it really matter? Do we really need labels? If your kids are really flexible you might be able to use them as both at once.

I Prescribe: My Cuppa Coffee

For: Grumps, Perfectionists, Frustration

Prescriber’s Notes: Are you sick and tired of all those incompetant assistants not bringing you your coffee the way that you asked. What do they need? A Pantone chart?! Hey wait a minute… not such a bad idea. One less thing for you to micromanage, once you outfit your office with these mugs.

Spend all your time in the car? Feeling frazzled? Dreading the Monday Morning Commute? Here’s some retail therapy for you AND your ride.

For: Disorganization, Clutter related stress, Bickering. Sort it all out with an organizer from Tuffo that keeps everyone’s stuff (and the kids) from touching.

For: Feeling out of the loop, Disconnected, Email Dependency. Try Autonet, mobile wifi for your car and you’ll be able to get online, get your mail and more, without slowing down or going back to the office.

For: Interruptions, Lack of Respect, Control Freaks. Say it, don’t coffee spray it! Let them know who’s in charge with this parental authority coffee mug. The only stops will be at  Starbucks. For you to refill!

For: Narcissism, Territorialism, Kitsch Addiction. What dashboard would be complete without a Bobblehead Figure? But don’t just settle for any old bobblehead. Get yourself a completely custom personalized bobblehead. Everywhere you go, there you are! Uh huh. I see you agree.

For: Grumpiness, Grouchiness, Bad Luckiness, Fastidiousness. Put the brakes on that run of bad luck you’ve been having. You’re in the driver’s seat and you’re not afraid anymore. You’re prepared. You’ve got the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. Let em rip!

I Prescribe: Vinyl Birdhouse Wall Accent

For: Agoraphobia, Grumpyness, Wintertime Blues

Prescriber’s Notes: Feeling like Spring will never come? You don’t even want to leave home. What you need is a whimsical touch. Tricky when you eschew tchotchkes like the plague. We like this vinyl birdhouse decal. It’s simply adorable and loaded with possibilites. Gives you the feeling that a cute little birdie could pop up at any time. Much like the first crocuses of Spring.