I Prescribe: Leather Kilim Tote

For: Adventurousness, Wanderlust, Impatience

Prescriber’s Notes: This meticulously crafted and intricate leather bag harkens back to days when travel was a journey and the voyage was as important as the destination. Take a trip everywhere you go with this bag, and remember to savor the scenery.

I Prescribe: Dino Sandwich Maker

For: Frustration, Impatience, Boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Feel like wringing your picky eater’s neck? Sick to death of cutting off crusts and coming up with sandwiches that they won’t turn their little noses up and declare yucky? What’s a mom to do? Use this handy sandwich cutter that makes a sandwich crustless and cuter in one fell swoop. At least they will play with their sandwich, even if they do not eat it.

I Prescribe: Anti Freeze Ice Cream Spade

For: Weakness, Weariness, Impatience

Prescriber’s Notes: Bent spoon no more! Who wants to wait for the ice cream to thaw and get runny before they dish out their reward. This magic spade cuts through bricks of ice cream like buttah. You won’t build up your triceps or burn any calories scooping you servings with this. But you will save your silverware.

I Prescibe: Eye Fi Wireless Card

For: Procrastination, Fatalism, Impatience

Prescriber’s Notes: Hey you with the completely full 2g card stuck in your camera. We know. You meant to upload the pics.  But who has time? And then you think, what if I get hit by a bus and noone ever gets to see my awesome pictures? So you rush home and upload 678 pictures which takes half of forever and honestly, it’s pretty lame to share the pics of your son’s third birthday when he’s already four and half. Get over yourself and get an Eye Fi. No more uploads. Snap a pic and it’s on your Flickr. Done. Awesome.

I prescribe: Grow-A-Heads

For: Baldness, Waiting for your Eyebrows to grow back, Bedhead

Prescriber’s Notes: Are you an aspiring hairdresser? Practice your skills on Grow-A-Heads. My girls have theirs sitting in the windowsill, soaking up some rays, sprouting seedlings, and are ready to snip away. Go ahead, get scissor happy! It will grow back. For about 2 months anyway, then, it’s spent.

I prescribe: MarieLynn Boutique’s Tutu Onesie

For: Gender Confusion, Impatience, Living Vicariously

Prescriber’s Notes: You want to wear a tutu yourself but know that just would not go over well at the office or at Gymboree classes. What’s the next best thing? Put a cute little custom tutu onesie on your chica before she’s old enough to have an opinion about her wardrobe. Quick! – do it now before she learns to talk! Bonus:  No more “what a cute little boy you have” remarks about your princess.