I Prescribe: My Cuppa Coffee

For: Grumps, Perfectionists, Frustration

Prescriber’s Notes: Are you sick and tired of all those incompetant assistants not bringing you your coffee the way that you asked. What do they need? A Pantone chart?! Hey wait a minute… not such a bad idea. One less thing for you to micromanage, once you outfit your office with these mugs.

I Prescribe: Pilo Pilo Ring

For: Insomnia, Bad News, Workaholics, School of Hard Knocks Graduates

Prescriber’s Notes: We all could use a little coddling. Now you can self-soothe anywhere you go. Just lay your head down on your very own pillow/ring. It’s a DIY comfort kit. Just make sure you don’t wear it on your thumb sucking hand!

I Prescribe: The Sleep Sheep

For: New Parents, New Babies, Insomniacs

Prescriber’s Notes: New baby means no sleep. No sleep means unhappy mommy and you know what that does to the rest of the household. Let the Sleep Sheep lull your little one to dreamland, and you can follow right behind. You can thank me in the morning.

I Prescribe: New York Couture Ltd Edition Owl Jumper

For: Individuality, Insomnia, Frivolousness

Prescriber’s Notes: Early nights in, sleep, budgets, blah blah blah. Why wait till tax season’s officially over when you can start rebelling now. You’re more than a Social Security number. It might have been wiser to save for a rainy day. But you don’t give a hoot. Couture is your sunshine.

I Prescribe: John Robshaw Cotton Voile Quilts

For: Burnout, Insomnia, Wistfulness

Prescriber’s Notes: There is something so fabulous and old fashioned, yet modern about these. They transport you. So when the villa in France won’t come to Mohammed… Wrap yourself up in one of these artisan quilts and picture your other, better self.

I Prescribe: Chumby

For: Me-Firsties, i-centrics, insomniacs

Prescribers Notes: Are you the type who cannot wait to hop out of bed, plug in your laptop and check your stock portfolio, your facebook status, and email. Do you update your twitter feed at 3 am? Leave the laptop in your office and get a Chumby. You’ll always be on top of things. In the event you do sleep in, it has an alarm.