I Prescribe: Tastybaby Bangoes

For: McGuyver Mommies, Sweet Tooths, Crafty Cocktail Concoctors

Prescriber’s Notes: Listen up Mommies. It’s great to have some fresh organic baby food in the freezer. You never know when it might come in handy. To mix up a cocktail. Thats right. Cocktail. When Baby is making you Bonkers, it’s Bangos go time. Some for him, some for you. Except yours comes with vodka.

I Prescribe: Tiny Sprouts Lime Pique Dress

For: Releasing Your Inner Child, Winning Mother of the Year, Taking the Attention off Yourself

Prescriber’s Notes: Sometimes you want that perfect outfit – not for yourself, but for the little one. This dress is just the one. All the attention will be on the little one, you’re friends will remark on how cute your baby girl is and no one will notice the spit up stain on the sleeve of your t-shirt.

I Prescribe: Bloomsberry Chocolate

For: Surrender, Chaos, Bad Behavior

Prescribers Notes: What do you want me to say? You deserve it? Fine! You do. There are times when chocolate is a medical necessity. The folks at Bloomsberry understand that and have labelled appropriately. Shop their many varieties for a complete cabinet of cures.

I Prescribe: Your Mother Looks Good Book from MikWright

For: Snark attacks, Milf/Cougar Tendencies, Nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: There is no better book to flip through while you pour yourself a margarita and ogle the pool boy, I assure you. I’m sure your mom would adore a MikWright card for Mother’s Day, but I’m sure you would appreciate this book even more. Cheers darling.

I Prescibe: Seventh Generation Blue Eucalyptus and Lavender Laundry Detergent

For: Super-Mom Super-Guilt

Prescriber’s Notes: Too many balls in the air? Feeling like you don’t have time to do it all and do it well? Just get the laundry done with this detergent. The smell destresses and the fact that it is eco friendly will make you feel better about putting the kids to bed early so you can watch YOUR shows.