I Prescribe: Lavender Baby Bowl

For: Longing, Nostalgia, Forgetfullness

Prescriber’s Notes: You know how people are always saying they could just eat that baby up? Here’s how to serve em up. For a photo! Use this bowl for seriously cute shots. If you have a baby you are probably sleep deprived and at risk of forgetting how cute and tiny they are. Don’t take any chances!

I Prescribe: Cheeseburger Phone

For: Munchies, Nostalgia, iPhone ap-rehension

Prescriber’s Notes: What’s that in your hand? A cheeseburger phone? Booyah. Does not upload your pictures to the internet, have noise cancelling technology, a built in answering machine or speakerphone. Because it doesn’t have to. It’s a Cheeseburger phone.

I Prescribe: Zoom Photo Album

For: Creativity, Nostalgia, Instant Gratification

Prescriber’s Notes: There is just something about a little book that makes you feel hugely important. And loved. This hardcover personal novella prints and assembles in a flash so you can get on with sharing the memories and basking in the glow of your admirers. Awesome!

I prescribe: Ensemble Frame

For: Linear Living, Nostalgia, Orderliness

Prescriber’s Notes: Some need things in perfect order and line: if something is off line, madness ensues. Now you can get the perfect line in your picture wall– no need to spend hours realigning every time a breath of fresh air breezes by. Include your own pictures for the nostalgic, or fill the frames with graphic, linear images.

I Prescribe: Manischewitz

For: Rites: Rites of passage, Nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: Woe to the Bar Mitzvah boy who partakes too much sweet kosher wine. Passover is all about drinking four cups, but you probably should stick to a fine Baron Herzog vintage instead of the concord grape nectar of the Chosen people. Still, no seder spread would be complete without this stuff. And when Elijah comes a knocking at your door, you’d better have his hooch already poured!

I Prescribe: Handmade Schmura Matzoh

For: Affliction, Nostalgia, Jew-lousy, The runs

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s no bread of affliction like the Schmura Matzoh. So while you could cook up your own crackers, why not leave it to the pro’s who have been doing this for centuries. Sure the Seder’s big fun. But we guarantee that after only one week of dining on this stuff,  you’ll be ready ready to kvetch with the masters.

I Prescribe: Zipper Necklace

For: Getting your act together, rebellion, punk nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: You make cool look easy, you know that? It’s a little unfair really, since this may be your greatest success. But work it, with the ease of working a zipper. Everyone will copy you and by then you will have moved on. Who knows what you’ll wear next. Send the zipper necklace here when you’re done with it?

I Prescribe: Jonathan Adler Ray/Dawn Utopia Mugs

For: Nostalgia, Escapism, Morning After

Prescriber’s Notes: There is something vaguely retro and comforting about these smiling mugs. Sip your coffee from them on a leisurely sunday morning and enjoy the sense of wellness and rightness. No hurry, no worry, just chill. It’s a sweet spot.

I Prescribe: Spoon Handle Earrings

For: Cravings, Nostalgia, Self Neglect

Prescriber’s Notes: Long har day? Feel like you need a treat? Something like your Grandma’s chocolate pudding? The kind with the yummy skin on the top? Sadly, Grandma’s not around and you’re counting calories. So stick a spoon in your ear instead of in your mouth. You’ll look pretty without blowing your diet. Grandma would approve of your willpower.

I Prescribe: Harakiri Manitou Feather Necklace

For: Hip Hippie Has Beens, Wanderlust, Nostalgia

Prescriber’s Notes: A whole lot more sanitary than the feather you found by the side of the highway that time you hitchhiked your way across the desert. This pretty silver version honors your free spirit and unique sense of style.