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bad-breath

I prescribe: Giant Microbes

For: Loneliness, Hypochondria, Paranoia

Prescriber’s notes: Sharing germs these days is so uncool (swine flu, anyone?), but these puppies make it hip again. Tell them they have bad breath in a “nice” way. Give someone the common cold! Or cuddle up with Gonorrhea….



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