I Prescribe: Boden Changing Bag

For: Imposition, Pressure, Performance Anxiety

Prescriber’s Notes: Wherever you go, whatever you do, you’ve got to be more prepared than the most diligent boyscout. What boyscout carries three kids of rash cream, a BPA free sippy cup, paci and paci sterilizer, three spare outfits AND emergency chocolate. When your put on the spot, this bag will be spot on.

I Prescribe: Poptastic Electronic Bubble Wrap Popper

For: Frustration, Going to the DMV, Jury Duty

Prescriber’s Notes: We all know how once you start popping, it’s impossible to stop. Oh sweet release!  You pop and pop and pop in orgasmic frenzy until that sad sad moment comes when you are left with a shrivelled up, used up, flaccid sheet of plastic. Satisfied but not satiated. Don’t let this happen to you anymore! Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, you will be ready to pop. Pop till you drop!

I Prescribe: Not Bondage Socks

For: Performance Anxiety, Mid Terms, Work Crisis

Prescriber’s Notes: Sometimes you gotta buckle down, when all you really want to do is kick back and have some fun. You’re sitting at that meeting but your soul’s in Tahiti. Don’t lose your sense of humor, and don’t sell your soles. Because while your time may not be your own right now, your socks say you’re still footloose and fancy free.