I Prescribe: Green Girl La Ecototes

For: Split Personality Disorder, Angel/Devil Syndrome, Feeling Burdened

Prescriber’s Notes: You’ve got a lot of things weighing on you lately. And the voices in your head, they say be one way, then they say be another. It’s like this whole green eco thing. You want to jump on it, but you want to look cute too. Today. And tomorrow. Problem solved with these adorable bags from Green Girl LA. They are eco friendly, capacious and reversible to a contrasting print.

I Prescribe: Wireless Phone Receiver by Yubz

For: Nostalgia, Rebellion, Fear of appearing Schizophrenic

Prescriber’s Notes: Picture this: You are sitting in your parked car, wearing your nearly invisible bluetooth earpiece, having a lively conversation with your broker. The gal in the car next to you, gives you the look. You know the “is she crazy or is she talking on her cell?” look. Save face and have some fun too with this nifty retro receiver. Extra style points if you walk and talk in public places with this fab phone.