I Prescribe: Chanel Sunglasses

For: Sleep Deprivation, The Walk of Shame, Feeling Unworthy

Prescriber’s Notes: There aren’t many things that you can hide behind and get away with it, but when you’re behind these babies, no one is paying any attention to what you’re trying to hide – they’re too jealous of your glasses. So, go ahead and take the Walk of Shame -just hold your head up so that everyone can see your glasses.

I Prescribe: Baby Kaed Sheri Silver Diaper Bag

For: Fighting Frump, Disorganization, Sleep Deprivation

Prescriber’s Notes: Even though you want nothing more than to pass out and take a nap, you don’t have to look like you’re spent. Get it all together and get it organized with a flash bag that oozes glam from every leather pore. Big sunglasses, Juicy tracksuit, you are not an exhausted new mom. You’re a glam starlet, gone incognito. You go, girlymama!

I Prescribe: Timex Easy Reader Watch

For: Age Denial, Missing your Granny, Hangovers

Prescriber’s Notes: Classic good-looks, zero eye strain. Perfect for sleep deprived new parents who actually still take notes on how often their baby nursed in the middle of the night. Also suitable for calculating how long since your last drink and finding your way to the bathroom during overnight visits in strange places…

I Prescribe: Tali Gillette Mama Necklace

For: Separation Anxiety, Sleep Deprivation

Prescriber’s Notes: The baby weaned himself. The kindergartener got on the bus without crying. The High School Freshman asked you to drop her off at the corner, cause she doesn’t think she looks cool when you hover. You went to labor and delivery and all you got was the (anything but lousy) necklace. And it still makes you all verklempt.