I Prescribe: Rejuventation Gifts Necklace

For: Stress, Forgetfulness, Fidgeting

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s easy to lose the thread of your thoughts when you are under pressure. Focus is hard to achieve at the best of times. Sometimes we all need a little reminder to keep our eyes on the prize. What’s your prize? You decide. There are plenty of messages to choose from and keep close to your heart.

I Prescribe: Yvonne Wooden Footbed Sandal by Vera Wang

For: Split Personality, Chill time, Zen dogs

Prescriber’s Notes: Your head is in the clouds and your feet are seeking a vacation? Start taking baby steps with these sandals that will put you in a spa mode. It’s a know fact that the rest of your body has to follow your feet.

I prescribe: Wilton’s Ultimate 3 in 1 Caddy

For: Overcommittment, Stress, Fake Bakers

Prescriber’s Notes: Is that tacky clear plastic container from the supermarket giving your secret away? So what if you buy cupcakes and pass them off as your own? We forgive you. We understand. We’re right there with you. But at least make an EFFORT mom. Sprinkles and a homebaked looking container are tools of the trade. Thank us later.

I Prescribe: Archxerciser Foot Strengthening Device

For: Retail Therapy Therapy, High heel stress, Runners Remorse

Prescriber’s notes: Feeling the pain from a busy day or active night? Relax the arches and the toes.

I Prescribe: Candy Ass Cross Stitch Kit

For: Work related stress, Spinelessness, Maintaining your edge

Prescriber’s Notes: Who’s your granny now sweet cheeks?

Spend all your time in the car? Feeling frazzled? Dreading the Monday Morning Commute? Here’s some retail therapy for you AND your ride.

For: Disorganization, Clutter related stress, Bickering. Sort it all out with an organizer from Tuffo that keeps everyone’s stuff (and the kids) from touching.

For: Feeling out of the loop, Disconnected, Email Dependency. Try Autonet, mobile wifi for your car and you’ll be able to get online, get your mail and more, without slowing down or going back to the office.

For: Interruptions, Lack of Respect, Control Freaks. Say it, don’t coffee spray it! Let them know who’s in charge with this parental authority coffee mug. The only stops will be at  Starbucks. For you to refill!

For: Narcissism, Territorialism, Kitsch Addiction. What dashboard would be complete without a Bobblehead Figure? But don’t just settle for any old bobblehead. Get yourself a completely custom personalized bobblehead. Everywhere you go, there you are! Uh huh. I see you agree.

For: Grumpiness, Grouchiness, Bad Luckiness, Fastidiousness. Put the brakes on that run of bad luck you’ve been having. You’re in the driver’s seat and you’re not afraid anymore. You’re prepared. You’ve got the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. Let em rip!

I Prescribe: Ceridwen’s Cauldron Bath Melt from Lush

For: Relaxation Deprivation, Feeling Witchy

Prescriber’s Notes: Let Ceridwen cast her spell of relaxation. After one of those days (or weeks maybe?), drop one of these in the tub and conjure up a stress free you.

I Prescribe: Baby Fish Mouth “I Love the Smell of Baby Powder in the Morning” Tee

For: Missing Date Night, Post Traumatic  New Parent Stress Disorder, Nerves

Prescriber’s Notes: You have not slept or showered in days. Your home looks like a bomb struck it. You hair… let’s not go there. It’s time for a little humor, and perspective. Apply humor directly to child. Laugh like a crazed banshee. There. That’s better, isn’t it? Now go rent a movie. You can re-use the packaging for your popcorn. Date Night has been relocated to the couch.

I Prescribe: Athleta Women’s Yoga Clothing

For: Inflexibility, Stress, Fitness Envy

Prescriber’s Notes: You know how the jealousy starts…you’re in Yoga class stuggling to “find your center” and the woman next to you is bending into a position your body hasn’t seen since you were 6 months old. So what, maybe you can’t put your leg behind your head, but at least you have a cute outfit on!