I Prescribe: Joya Baby BGreen Diaper Clutch

For: Privacy, Preparedness, Multitasking

Prescriber’s Notes: You know those people who are never unprepared. Who can conduct a biz meeting and change a diaper while on a conference call at the pool? You know the difference between them and you? The right tools. JoyaBaby Diaper Clutches ensure you are always prepared. Plus they are eco friendly. One more reason why they (and you, when you use them) are so awesome!

I prescribe: For Dogs Only Boutique Walking Bag

For: Irresponsibility, Mischief, Mortification

Prescriber’s Notes: Is preparation a problem for you? Do you regularly flee the scene of the crime when your pooch makes a poopy? Do you panic when you realize your kidlet did a job requiring some public displays of dirty diaper disposal? Perhaps you have no babies or dogs – just a mortal enemy that you’d like to surprise with a flaming gift on their front porch. Keep these bags handy and you will always be prepared!