I Prescribe: Elf Dog Costume

For: Pets in need of a holiday pick me up, Conversation starting at the park, Parties

Prescriber’s Notes: There’s a million reasons to buy this costume for your dog.  Starting with,  unlike your kids, your pets don’t ever need therapy for the silly ways you dress them. If you’re into pet pageantry, or simply want to get a jump start on next yr’s Halloween Costume for you AND your pet,  check out the awesome sale at Costume Craze this week. Up to 90% off!

I Prescribe: Rear Gear Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog

For: Covering (their) butt, Glossing over reality, Because what kind of freak would subject their pet to anal bleaching. I mean, really. Come on people!

Prescriber’s Notes: Fluffy Wuffy and little Pinkypuff Schnookums really are uber-adorable. We cannot deny this. Every last part of them. Except. Their assholes. Up until recently animal assholes were something you simply had to tolerate. But no longer. Now you can *COVER* your animal’s asshole with a flower, a smiley face or even a cupcake. Isn’t that awesome!? We think so.

I Prescribe: Snuggie for Dogs

For: A lack of anything better to spend your cash on

Prescriber’s Notes: We all know that our canine pals are prime sources of retail therapy fun. The bags, the clothes, the accessories and now… the Snuggies! Just when you’d thought you’d run out of something you didn’t need to buy but really needed to buy right away, there’s this. And the best part is that your dog doesn’t already have a bathrobe to wear backwards so he really needs this! How did animals ever survive in the wild withough microfleece?

For: Attention Seeking, Matching Fetishes, Bff Anxiety

Prescriber’s Notes: You know how you and Ashley were all “let’s dress up matching!” last year and she decided to be strawberry shortcake and you were supposed to be the blueberry chick and then you got to the party and Ashley was all dressed up like a bee and was matching that whore Britney in her ladybug costume! Everyone was all OMGWTH are you, a big fat blueberry? Don’t get stung by the likes of Ashley ever again. Fluffers is your true bff and much less of a bitch. She’s always game to be your slutty H’ween outfit wing gal.

I Prescribe: ModKat Litter Box

For: Less Mess, Odor Control, Feeling Exposed

Prescriber’s Notes: Everyone needs a little privacy, especially while taking care of business. How would you feel if your bathroom didn’t have any walls? Now kitty can have her own private loo with the ModKat litter box. Not only will it help contain scattered litter bits and diminish embarrassing odor but this box looks super-sleek to boot.

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I Prescribe: De’cat’pitated Heads Handmade Cat Toys

For: Animal Instincts, Anger Management, Protecting Wildlife

Prescriber’s Notes: We all have urges. Sometimes we just want to rip someone’s head off (like when someone cuts in front of you at the coffee shop and then takes 15 MINUTES to decide what they want to order…noooo, that didn’t just happen.) If you were a cat, you’d have an excuse because that’s what cats do, but sometimes nature can be too cruel. If you want to protect the innocent little creatures from kitty’s jaws of death, get her a set of these de’cat’pitated heads to play with. And next time someone cuts you off in line, just picture what their head would look like made of felt with dangling bits of yarn and laugh instead of crying. (Don’t laugh too hard, you don’t want them to think you’re a nut case.)

I Prescribe: Custom Steedbeads Horse Necklace

For: Horses who like to accessorize, Staying alive

Prescribers Notes: Give your horse a touch of style and warn hunters that you are coming so you won’t get shot riding on wooded trails during deer season.  Or just buy the both of you orange vests.  Which looks better?  The beads.  But for safety, my vote is the neon orange.  Either that, or stay out of the woods during hunting season.

I Prescribe: 9 to 5 Tie Cat Collar

For: Business cats

Prescriber’s Notes: Kitty works hard for the Cat Chow.  Okay, he probably doesn’t.  Maybe he just sleeps on your head, poops in his litter box, and sharpens his claws on your drapes.  But it’s still cool if he dresses for his Fancy Feast dinner, right?  No jacket required, but a tiny sportcoat with that tie would be too stinkin’ cute- or weird.  Whatever.

I Prescribe: Cat Playhouse

For: Cat boredom, extreme human boredom

Prescriber’s Notes: Snoopy’s not the only pet who moonlights as a WW2 flying ace.  If you have two cats, buy two planes so that they can play “dogfight” and you can snap ridiculous pics of your long-suffering kitties.

I Prescribe: The Double Edge FURminator

For: Spring Cleaning, Impatience, Hairballs

Prescriber’s Notes: It’s that time of year when your pet needs to get ready for summer by shedding his winter coat. And where’s he gonna put it? All over your house! Well, not if you get yourself the new double edge FURminator, the best grooming tool on Earth. With this thing you can whisk away the dead fur in a flash — twice as fast as with the old single edge FURminator. Your furry friend will be ready for summer and you will save yourself hours of work with the lint brush.